Wednesday, November 19. 2003
Even the dolls are partisan
The description of the George W. Bush Doll:
Below are only a few of the 17 different phrases that the George W. Bush Action figure says when you press his button.
Batteries Included
DON'T FORGET EXTRA BATTERIES!
Sample Phrases
"Freedom itself was attacked"
"Terrorism against our nation will not stand"
"Together we will renew America's purpose"
"...working hard to put food on your family" (ok, that one's funny)
"I come from Texas"
The description of the Bill Clinton Doll:
For eight years America was under the thrall of Clinton and his second-in-command, his wife, Hilary. Deemed both saint and sinner, satan and saint, Bill Clinton successfully manipulated and maneuvered his way to the highest office in the nation, the Presidency of the United States. All the while he left scandal after scandal behind him.
The George H. W. Bush Doll:
Often described as a Moderate disguised as a Conservative, George Bush demonstrated wit, determination and authority. The George Bush Action Figure from Talking Presidents recreates the former President in a gray suit, black shoes, white shirt and red accented tie. The resemblance to the President is remarkable from his deeply etched lines in his face to his broad smile and sparkling blue eyes. The patriotic colored, open front display box showcases the figure with photos, biography and comments printed on all sides.
And the Ann Coulter Doll:
Ann Coulter Special Edition
Conservative lawyer Ann Coulter is a blond haired beauty with the brains and backbone to send the staunchest Liberal running for the hills. Born and bred in Connecticut, Ann graduated from Cornell with honors and earned her J.D. from the University of Michigan.
Ann’s unwavering quest to get to the truth often finds her trading blows with the Liberal establishment. Never one to shy away from a fight, Ann’s uses her wit and intelligence to chip away at the veneer of Liberal’s bias and reveal their true motives. She is their worst nightmare.
Do We Detect a slight bias here?
Below are only a few of the 17 different phrases that the George W. Bush Action figure says when you press his button.
Batteries Included
DON'T FORGET EXTRA BATTERIES!
Sample Phrases
"Freedom itself was attacked"
"Terrorism against our nation will not stand"
"Together we will renew America's purpose"
"...working hard to put food on your family" (ok, that one's funny)
"I come from Texas"
The description of the Bill Clinton Doll:
For eight years America was under the thrall of Clinton and his second-in-command, his wife, Hilary. Deemed both saint and sinner, satan and saint, Bill Clinton successfully manipulated and maneuvered his way to the highest office in the nation, the Presidency of the United States. All the while he left scandal after scandal behind him.
The George H. W. Bush Doll:
Often described as a Moderate disguised as a Conservative, George Bush demonstrated wit, determination and authority. The George Bush Action Figure from Talking Presidents recreates the former President in a gray suit, black shoes, white shirt and red accented tie. The resemblance to the President is remarkable from his deeply etched lines in his face to his broad smile and sparkling blue eyes. The patriotic colored, open front display box showcases the figure with photos, biography and comments printed on all sides.
And the Ann Coulter Doll:
Ann Coulter Special Edition
Conservative lawyer Ann Coulter is a blond haired beauty with the brains and backbone to send the staunchest Liberal running for the hills. Born and bred in Connecticut, Ann graduated from Cornell with honors and earned her J.D. from the University of Michigan.
Ann’s unwavering quest to get to the truth often finds her trading blows with the Liberal establishment. Never one to shy away from a fight, Ann’s uses her wit and intelligence to chip away at the veneer of Liberal’s bias and reveal their true motives. She is their worst nightmare.
Do We Detect a slight bias here?
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This is the perfect representation of Ann Coulter. Phony, plastic, more anorexic than Barbie, unable to change her expression out of that know-it-all smirk, an empty head full of stale air and unable to say anything that hasn't been put on her memory chip by her conservative male creators. Don't bother going to talk shows now, Ann, send the doll! She'll say everything you ever do!